I'm Stuck To Her!

Tonight I was able to find a glue buyer! 

There may have been a conflict of interest in the purchase... 

My girlfriend decided to purchase the glue to satiate her glueing desires!

Two glue sticks and a bottle of glue sold for a grand total of $1.00 

With a $0.21 purchasing price that makes a 476.2% profit! 

I now have $1.04.

Hello My Name Is: Elmer

I hope glue is big business!

Walmart!

I went over to Walmart to find something to spend my $0.25 on and I found some glue!

Apparently glue sticks in packs of two are only $0.10! Same with bottles!

Who knew glue was so cheap?

I checked out with a bottle of glue and two glue sticks for a grand total of $0.21.

The cashier gave me a big grin and said, "Big spender aren't yah?"

Now I've got to find a glue buyer.